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For a long time the world has were required to endure problem-page scribblers with their faux concern and the give an impression of self-righteousness hanging about them like smog. They get mail from people they have got never met and so on the foundation of the hundred words, offer life-changing advice.
Such pages are certainly not actually to the sad people prepared to hang out their dirty laundry on the internet from the remote hope of finding an approach to what ails them. They're instead for your vicarious pleasure of voyeurs amongst the readership who don't think they have similar problems therefore thinks holier-than-thou because they are nowhere close to fucked up as the folks writing in.
Quite why anyone would ever desire to bare their soul (along with their history in some cases) to anyone they do not know, amazes me. Don't these individuals have friends to open up to? Physicians to talk? A bartender they might blubber to, even?
Tend not to despair. There's good news eventually for people tired using the current crop of lame advice from wooden tops like "'Dear Abby' and 'Ask Amy': Bubba, the antidote to everyone PC, problem page nonsense, has arrived! Ask Bubba can be a liberated to access blog. Do your favor and check it. Just look at medical health insurance policy before visiting the site simply because you might bust a rib laughing.
Bubba can be a man with conviction-several convictions I believe. But being a convicted felon doesn't cause you to a negative person, should it? Well, in Bubba's case it does not. He offers tips on diverse matters from resignation letters to disrespectful mechanics, sex and spirituality. His selfless concern for some individuals is legendary-he advised one correspondent to rest around to find her partner. Out of kindness Bubba suggested if she wanted to add another infidelity to her tally she could visit him in prison for a few horizontal dancing. Whadda guy!
Bubba can be as welcome as Father Christmas on Christmas Eve. The 23 hours of daily cell time granted from the state have provided Bubba time and energy to really contemplate the angst-ridden outpourings of his correspondents. But unlike his mealy mouthed mainstream counterparts, Bubba's email address details are a slam dunk in your face. Telling another correspondent purchasing conversations which has a partner who got snappy a lot more an undesirable mood Bubba tells her just how her telephone conversations with Joe grumpy-pants is going after Joe says hello:
'Hi darling. Do you think you're in the negative mood?'
Bubba lacks any kind of empathy, but gives the party a welcome tinge of psychopathic disregard for the feelings of those he could be meant to help. As he told one correspondent: 'You're a vulture. Go find another carcass to circle.'
For the problem, putting several of Bubba's advice into practice may leave correspondents at risk of prosecution in at least 38 states. He encouraged one correspondent to kidnap your dog. Now in San francisco bay area dognapping you can get a 10-year stretch on Alcatraz. (Yes, I know Alcatraz is not open, though the authorities can be happy to start up again just to fill it with dognappers.)
Maybe you're lucky enough to belong to the 1% of humanity without any hang-ups. If you do, my advice to you is to buy some fast-just so that you can ask Bubba for advice.
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